IT WASN’T ME IT WAS HIM !

Author : प्रबुद्ध सुनुवार
Published on : December 15, 2010


  
प्रबुद्ध सुनुवार

There’s a hole in the wall

A mess on the floor

And only 1 cake left

When there used to be four, plus

The fish is hard to ignore.

 

The dog had a trim

With a blunt pastry cutter

Now he’s wearing your nightie

And looks like a complete nutter

And your keys magically

Disappeared down the gutter.

 

The budgie flew off

Said it needed some room

And doesn’t Gran always

Stick gum to her face?

And surely a carpet’s

Not hard to replace

 

The toothpaste was switched

With the glue meant or tiling

It sets really quickly

Now everyone’s smiling

And the fire brigade called

Some mistake about dialling

 

Yes I know he’s a baby

Who can’t leave his cot

But when your back’s turned

He gets up to a lot

Let him try and deny it

I bet he cannot

IT WASN’T ME IT WAS HIM !

 

Year 6,

Le Cateau Community School,

Catterick Garrison

North Yorkshire